There's a difference between loving college football and knowing it. I love my country but couldn't be Secretary of State.
Oh please, let's stop this stuff about Condoleezza Rice not being qualified to sit on a panel to choose four college football teams for a playoff.
Rice is actually a college football nerd. She said the other day she remembers listening on the radio to the 10-10 tie between Notre Dame and Michigan State in 1966.
Notre Dame played for the tie to protect its national title in the two national polls. Rice remembers her father complaining about a playoff way back then.
"He was always frustrated as a fan that we didn't have head-to-head competition," Rice said.
Rice said her role on the committee will be to bring a different point of view. "People thought it was important to have diversity of experience," Rice said. "Secondly, they said we want people who will make critical judgments, and can do it under pressure."
Rice will be just fine.
How are you feeling now about your claim that Stanford's the best in the Pac-12 and national championship contender?
I feel just awful. I can't sleep, eat, think or function. I'm a physical wreck, mentally despondent, dehydrated and dyspeptic. I've had hot flashes and heat rashes. My good cholesterol is low and my bad cholesterol is high. I have developed iron-poor blood, psoriasis and bunions.
I am on so much medication I should not operate a can opener much less heavy machinery.
The pit in my stomach is deeper than the Mariana Trench. I have been muttering around the house incoherently ever since Stanford came up six yards shy of staying undefeated at Utah.
I haven't bathed, shaved or left the house for fear neighbors will whisper, "There's the guy who thought Stanford was No.1."
I feel lower than the theme song on the old show "Hee Haw" that goes: "Gloom, despair and agony on me. Deep, dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair and agony on me."
Lindsay Lohan emailed, "I feel better about my life now knowing you picked Stanford."
I feel like a boob and a heel and an ignoramus all rolled into a sucker sandwich for having the gall to pick a team No. 1 that had the exact same record as Alabama the last three years.
I bang my head against a Palo Alto and ask, "Why, why why can't I predict the outcome of every game?" How come my preseason top 25 never matches up with my postseason 25?