Man of the House

So little money, so much you can do

-- Send flowers to a grandma.

-- Take the dog for a long, brisk walk at sundown.

-- Nuke some popcorn, snap open a beer and watch any movie made before 1975.

-- Play Trivial Pursuit.

-- Play strip poker.

-- Play strip Trivial Pursuit.

-- Join a book club.

-- Quit a book club.

-- Scrub the car, inside and out. (You may be living there soon.)

-- Make dinner with friends, with a game on the tube.

-- Eat dinner with the kids, with the TV off.


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