Who dares try to slay the Golden Jet? Nah!

Nah!

Another for the Indian airline that wants to hire only skinny female flight attendants to save fuel.

Nah!

And the scientists who spent time studying if the shape of a woman's head can predict the quality of her relationships.


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Nah!

Just before I sat down to write this, I ran into Blackhawks owner Rocky Wirtz and asked him about Mayor Rahmfather saying that Bobby Hull was dead.

"I think the mayor thought he was looking down from the skyboxes," Wirtz said. "I really think you should give the mayor a break on this one."

Rocky? I really want to. And just for you, I would.

Once I wrote that George McGovern died, though he was very much alive. McGovern graciously forgave me. And so I, too, forgive the Rahmfather.

But a liberal senator is not the Golden Jet.

Bobby Hull is alive, Mayor Emanuel! He's alive! He's alive!

And so you must accept June's Moutza of the Month.

Don't be bashful. Here, take it.

Nah!

And have a Happy Fourth of July, everybody.

We're free people. We can Moutza.

jskass@tribune.com

Twitter @John_Kass

 

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