So you watched the Mount St. Mary's men's basketball team beat Saint Francis on Tuesday night for its second Northeast Conference championship in four years, you felt the stomp of feet as Mountaineers fans stormed the court at Knott Arena, and you want in on the bandwagon despite not even knowing how religiously observant a "Jamion Christian" is.
Understandable. You came to the right place.
With Selection Sunday just days away and the Mountaineers' ticket to the Big Dance already punched, here's what you need to know to impress friends, blend in around Emmitsburg and pass as a member of #MountMayhem. Click on the photos above to get started.