He has spent 26 seasons in an Orioles uniform, most in franchise history,so if anybody knows the best and worst in club history, it is bullpen coachand former catcher Elrod Hendricks.
Hendricks, 53, has laughed with them all and laughed at them all for morethan a quarter century. Here's how he rates the Orioles:
* Worst dressers: Eddie Watt and Brooks Robinson. "Brooks couldn't evenmatch his socks. It wasn't really Eddie's fault. He just had a bad body."
* Biggest complainers: Earl Williams and Jim Palmer. "Palmer was alwayslooking for someone to disagree with him so he could get into an argument,especially on the day he pitched. He needed that to get him fired up."
* Funniest: Boog Powell, Paul Blair, Frank Robinson and Chico Salmon."Frank can keep you in stitches for hours, and so can Boog and Blair. Blairhas a million stories, and most of them are even true. Boog has a millionstories, and most of them aren't true. Chico Salmon, just some of the phraseshe used made him funny."
* Worst driver: Curt Motton. "I remember Luis Tiant telling him, 'PleaseMr. Motton, watch the road. Please Mr. Motton, you are going to get mekeeeled.' But he drove me around for two years, so I can't complain too much.I didn't let him know I had a license."
* Best cook: Powell.
* Biggest ladies' man: Blair. "Or at least he thought so anyway."
* Best musician: Mike Cuellar. "He could play the conga drums with goodrhythm."
* Most heartbreaking injury: Ken Tatum's beaning of Blair. "It shatteredboth careers. Neither man was ever the same after that. Tatum never threw theball well after that. He pitched in fear. He was afraid he was going to hitsomeone again."
* Smartest pitchers: Palmer, Cuellar and Dave McNally. "In that order.Palmer knew every pitch he threw to every hitter, and he would file it in hisbrain."
* Biggest know-it-all: Elrod Hendricks. "Earl Weaver always said I wasanyway. Maybe that's why he made me a coach."
* Favorite teammates: Cuellar, Motton, Powell, Watt.
* Best power: Jim Fuller (1973-1974). "He didn't make contact too often,but when he did, it went a long way. Of course, Frank and my good pal Eddie[Murray] were the best true power hitters."
* Worst eye at the plate: Fuller. "Frank had Fuller when was managing inPuerto Rico. Frank put in an entire day working with him on hitting thebreaking ball. In his first at-bat that day, Fuller swung at a pitchout, swungat it like it was right down Broadway. Frank just dropped his head. He didn'teven shake it. He just dropped it."
* Best two-strike hitters: Davey Johnson and Richie Dauer.
* Best contact hitter: Phil Bradley.
* Best batting practice pitcher: George Bamberger.
* Quickest relievers getting loose: Watt, Pete Richert, Grant Jackson andTippy Martinez. "Grant Jackson was ready in 10 pitches. At one time, MarkWilliamson could get ready as quick as anyone."
* Best defensive outfielder: Blair. "He was in a class by himself."
* Best defensive infielder: Mark Belanger. "He had the smallest glove,didn't wear a cup and never dove for balls. He had the softest hands."
* Best infielder arms: Todd Cruz and Aurelio Rodriguez.
* Best catcher arm: Rick Dempsey.
* Best fastball: Palmer.
* Best curveball: Cuellar.
* Best changeup: Dick Hall and Stu Miller.
* Best fastball hitters: Frank Robinson, Motton, Salmon.
* Best breaking ball hitters: Brooks Robinson and Cal Ripken.
* Most attractive player wife: Merle Hendricks. "That was an easy one."Copyright © 2015, The Baltimore Sun