Mark Thomas Wach, of Palm City, shot at his lawn mower while drunk, fought his adult son and even pulled a shotgun on the adult son, according to a Martin County Sheriff's office arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
The 43-year-old man was tased three times before being taken into custody by deputies.
But Wach was puzzled about his arrest: He reportedly told deputies that he shoots in the yard all the time and that fighting is what redneck people do, records state.
Rednecks also have a tendency to get arrested, Bubba.
Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.
Photo: Martin County Sheriff's OfficeCopyright © 2015, The Baltimore Sun