A Chevon clerk saw Jaques Roy Divido, 50, going hog wild stuffing his undies with merchandise from the store, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
Vero Beach cops found a partially eaten sausage and a pickled pig's foot in his undies at the pokey, according to the arrest affidavit.
He also swiped a Yuengling beer, but a customer took it from Divido and returned it to the clerk.
Get the DUHtails and arrest affidavit at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog at TCPalm.com in Stuart.
Photo: Vero Beach Sheriff's Office
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