June 27, 2013
When deputies stopped a driver, Lance Burge, in Palm City after getting a report his Mercedes-Benz was involved in a hit-and-run in, Burges fly was down and the front of his pants was wet, according to the arrest affidavit, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
Burge handed over three NicoDerm CQ patches instead of the documents the deputy had asked for -- his license, registration and proof of insurance, according to the report.
The 31-year-old Lake Worth dude, who had been told to sit in the back seat of the patrol car, then began to kick the car's side window and yell that "the Germans were after us," the affidavit states.
Too much Oktoberfest?