Young man, it looks like urine trouble with the law.
Raymond Edward Lawhorn, 34, was caught driving on a permanently revoked driver's license after he hit a curb and then nearly struck a patrol car, Gainesville cops said, reports The Gainesville Sun.
After Lawhorn was hauled off to the slammer, the 'whiz' kid then allegedly urinated on the floor, the X-ray machine and an officer.
Sometimes it doesn't pay to be the biggest frog in a puddle.
Get the DUHtails at The Gainesville Sun.