17. Dirk Nowitzki -- F, Mavericks. Gotta love a name that gives you the excuse to scream like a Wookie -- "Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!"

Dirk Nowitzki #41 of the Dallas Mavericks makes a move around the defense of Chris Andersen #11 of the Denver Nuggets in Game Two of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2009 NBA Playoffs at Pepsi Center on May 5, 2009 in Denver, Colorado.
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