Stashing your dope in a naughty spot just doesn't work.
But folks still seem to think it's a smart move to get real intimate with their drugs.
Amy Welsh thought she had her own private drug stash in a hands-off zone: She hid her Roxicodone in aTylenol tube inside her vagina and her crack inside her bra, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com in Stuart.
It didn't work for the 25-year-old Vero Beach woman, she was searched after she admitted to having a crack pipe when an Indian River Sheriff's deputy asked her if she had anything illegal inside her car.
Here are some wicked places folks have stashed their dope — without success.
It wasn't a hernia that cops felt
Nutty way to sneak contraband into the pokey: Inmate used his testicles
The last straw: Woman hid drugs in genitals
Woman hid drugs in her private parts, deputies say
They don't call it ‘crack’ for nothing: Deputies say dog alerts to drugs in man's buttocks
FloriDUH: It doesn't pay to ‘get cheeky’ with cops
Don't be cheeky: Man hides crack up his crack
Photo: Amy Welsh / Indian River County Sheriff's Office
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