Would you rather give Madonna a pedicure or inject Botox into Cher's face?
"I'll go with the pedicure because ... I'm not squeamish; I'll look at those feet. Also you can chat while you're doing that. It's more quality time. And I think if I [bleep] up a pedicure [Madonna] might forgive me, whereas if I [bleep] up Cher's Botox she would not forgive me."