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Read a damn book (that isn't '50 Shades of Grey')

People shouldn't have sex with people that don't read. That's an adaptation of something John Waters said, but it's so true, man. I just got a ton of books ordered, including "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk", the fictional tale of some Iraq War soldiers who get shipped home to attend the NFL... HANDOUT