Sox: The Holy Cow Award

<p>This is the award for the best former Cub on the Sox roster. <a class="runtimeTopic" href="#" data-topic-id="PESPT0015601">Donnie Veal</a> was set to win the award but was pulled from consideration after animal rights activists protested the fact that Veal is made from baby cows. So the winner is <a class="runtimeTopic" href="#" data-topic-id="PESPT000010497">Casper Wells</a>, whose .184 batting average shows he's about as effective as a friendly ghost at scaring opposing teams' pitchers this year. All's Wells that ends Wells.</p>
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( Anthony Souffle / Tribune / July 16, 2013 )

This is the award for the best former Cub on the Sox roster. Donnie Veal was set to win the award but was pulled from consideration after animal rights activists protested the fact that Veal is made from baby cows. So the winner is Casper Wells, whose .184 batting average shows he's about as effective as a friendly ghost at scaring opposing teams' pitchers this year. All's Wells that ends Wells.

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