Alabama vs. Oklahoma
7:30 p.m. Jan. 2, ESPN
I do some of my best work on the toilet, so it's time people stop talking about it so negatively. It's often called "the throne," which sounds much more appropriate. Nick Saban is the king of college football, even though his Crimson Tide are relegated to playing in the Sugar Bowl versus Oklahoma. Big Game Bob Stoops likes to take a dump during big games and this probably will be no exception.