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George Ryan, Can you blame her for tryin'?

For National Poetry Month, a few verses on the George Ryan trial.

SIX WAYS OF LOOKING AT A TRIAL

1. I DID NOT DO IT

"I did not do it!" cried the gov

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"But what I did, I did for love

Hey, if I played loose with some dough--

I help my friends and kids, you know?

"Look, politics is just a game

I've done no wrong, I feel no shame

In politics there's just one sin

The great misdeed is to not win.

"As for those special license plates?

That's life in these United States--

I scratch your back then you scratch mine

Where I grew up, that was just fine.

"I don't deserve these diatribes

I did not take those lousy bribes!

My campaign funds? That's Fawell's field

You think I used him as a shield?

"I swear I did not do a crime

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