Let's face it, the Orioles are losers. You know it, I know it, they know it. Certainly, their opponents know it. It's just a fact.
So let's stop whining about their losing record, poor management and lack of focus and get out there and support our beloved losers. Call your friends and go out to the park and watch the Orioles lose. Cheer when they commit an error. Applaud when they blow a three-run lead in the ninth. Jump up and down when they get swept by the Yankees.
Losing isn't so bad, particularly when your mouth is full of overpriced beer and stadium nachos. Don't deny your children their God-given birthright to see the Orioles lose. Say it with pride, Baltimore: We stink!
D.R. Longway, TowsonCopyright © 2014, The Baltimore Sun