Contest Results: April 20, 2008
From the Hartford Courant
Gary Varvel drew the cartoon. Our readers supplied the captions.
The winning caption is from Mark Cunningham of Manchester.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
• Well, at least we haven't lost your luggage yet, sir. -- Dave Lavery, Morris
• Thank you, sir. I was beginning to miss the sound of planes taking off. --
Chris Nelson, Windsor
• Sir, ever think of staying home? -- Monty Lyons, Harwinton
• Believe me, sir, I wish your flight had left on time, too! -- Michael Fox, Mansfield
waahhh...wahhhh-...mommy, will they be taking daddy away again??
Submitted by Chris Walsh
10:35 PM EDT, Apr 25, 2008
I'm sorry sir. The new TSa restrictions only allow one hysterical child per family on this flight
Submitted by Neil
3:46 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
What do you mean you'd rather die in a plan crash?
Submitted by Lori Amann-Chetcuti
2:30 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
"I understand that you've paid in advance, sir, but the cost of fuel requires me to ask for an additional $500.00 before you can board the plane..."
Submitted by Diane Michaelsen
2:29 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
"I'm sorry, Sir - but regulations state that all animals and highly agitated children must be placed in baggage cargo."
Submitted by Ted Elliss
2:28 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
"I can understand your reaction, Sir- but our computer insists that your children are considered 'terrorist suspects.'"
Submitted by Ted Elliss
2:27 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
"I'm sure you love your kids, Sir- but I'm afraid they exceed our weight limits as carry-on baggage."
Submitted by Ted Elliss
2:25 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
"Yes, I realize if you had taken the bus"
Submitted by Dave Lavery
2:25 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
"Well, at least we haven't lost your luggage yet sir."
Submitted by Dave Lavery
2:23 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
ECK!! SIR, please close your mouth! that's not the kinda gas this airline runs on...and by the way, your Disney trip has been cancelled because this Airline is going Out of Business...
Submitted by James T. Moradian
2:22 PM EDT, Apr 24, 2008
