On Monday, The Wall Street Journal reported that the vice president's inner circle is swabbing the decks, battening down the hatches and hoisting the mainsails for USS Bidenpalooza 2016. "Everyone involved in his world," a Democratic official told the Journal, "is engaged in taking all the steps that make sense to prepare for a run, if he does run." Mr. Biden's people are apparently willing to go for it even if the allegedly inevitable nominee, Hillary Clinton, decides to run.
Why is this happening?
It's a difficult question to boil down to a single variable, given the swirling maelstrom of egos, agendas and issues at play. Still, one answer does seem to cover the waterfront: because ours is a just and generous God. From my admittedly selfish perspective, a Biden candidacy would be great for everybody -- and by everybody, I mean people who would like to see the Democratic Party descend into a chaotic food fight.
Indeed, while most of the punditocracy is obsessed with turning the mostly trivial sniping between New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Republican Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky into proof of a bloody civil war on the right, the Democrats are poised to descend into a family squabble of historic proportions that will amount to a riveting political reality show.
The important distinction between the GOP's internal disagreements and the Democrats' is that the Republicans are divided over issues and philosophy. Where should we make trade-offs between national security and domestic liberty? What is the proper role of government in domestic affairs? How do we cut the Gordian knot of immigration?
Almost all of the Democratic Party's disagreements revolve around tactics, personalities, loyalties and aesthetics rather than principles. (The big exception is the fight over Nationial Security Agency domestic surveillance, which divides both parties.) And that means things will get personal -- fast.
Ask a loyalist why Mrs. Clinton should be the nominee or president, and the response invariably boils down to some claim that she "deserves" it: She's a woman! She put up with so much! It's her turn!
The case for Mr. Biden also often boils down to entitlement: He's been around a long time; he's the vice president so it's his turn; what else are you gonna do with him?
Both Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Biden would run as Obama loyalists. That'll be great with the base, particularly the all-important African-American bloc. But it assumes that President Barack Obama's marginal popularity extends to a general election, where independents matter. Republicans will be giddy to watch Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Biden duke it out over who is the more deserving heir to stagnating wages, the Obamacare debacle and waning global prestige.
But here's the really fun part: Mr. Biden has a good shot at playing the spoiler. Because there's a fact that Mr. Biden's detractors and Mrs. Clinton's groupies are loath to acknowledge: Mr. Biden is the much better politician. It's not that Joe Biden is a fantastic politician; it's that Hillary Clinton is a very boring one.
But that's not all. Vice presidents have a terrible record of getting elected to the Oval Office on their own. George H.W. Bush was the first president since Martin Van Buren to be elected straight from V-POTUS to POTUS. (Also ominous for Democrats: 1988 was the only time in the last half-century that a party has won the White House three times in a row, a fact attributable to Ronald Reagan's popularity and Michael Dukakis' Dukakisness). But vice presidents have more success securing the nomination. You have to go back to 1952 and Alben Barkley to find one who sought but failed to win his party's nomination.
I'd be stunned if Mr. Biden actually beat Mrs. Clinton in the primaries, but he doesn't need to win to ruin things for her. Simply by running, Mr. Biden would contest Mrs. Clinton's claim of entitlement and light a match on the Hindenburg that is her "inevitability." He would encourage others from outside the establishment to run against them both as a pair of old-guard retreads who want the presidency out of a sense of entitlement.
And that has the makings of a divine comedy.
Jonah Goldberg's column is distributed by Tribune Content Agency. He is the author of "The Tyranny of Clichés," now on sale in paperback. You can write to him by email at firstname.lastname@example.org, or via Twitter @JonahNRO.