Mark Russell

They should hold a best caption contest for that clip of the all-male testimony at the House hearing on the contraception mess. I propose: "Ladies, we know what's best for you."

Or: "We gave you the vote in 1920; what more do you want?"

Or: "Like the hair product, this panel is just for men."

"We are not doctors, but we are playing them on TV."

"Had we known there would be no women testifying, we would have shown up anyway."

"The morning-after pill -- that's Advil, right?"

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