To help cut the deficit, our bean counters have cut the budget of the IRS, which impedes the IRS's ability to collect money to help cut the deficit.
Newt's meanest salvo: When Romney was governor of Massachusetts; he cut off kosher meals for Holocaust survivors. Why stop there, Newt? Romney caused the Holocaust, right?
Coming soon: As governor, Mitt Romney permitted thespians to marry.
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