Mark Russell

Mr. Cain, what would you have done regarding Libya?

"As a businessman, I would first lay all the facts on the table."

"Then I would meet with Secretary of State Palin and Secretary of Defense Bachmann to ascertain exactly which continent Libya is on."

"I would do exactly what I am doing now -- fidget in my seat, fondle my tie and move the water bottle back and forth across the table."

So there you have it -- fidget, fondle and move, a brilliant strategy for the times in which we live.

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