I need to ask the people who've been writing letters to the editor expressing nostalgic affection for the 1st Mariner Arena - and horror at the prospect of that outdated box being torn down and replaced - the following question: When was the last time you were there? When the Beatles played, or was it Herman's Hermits?
Note to Mayor Dixon: You can have my idea for an architecturally stunning, solar-powered state-of-the-art "green" arena in downtown Baltimore. Take it. It's yours. Just make it happen. Get a lunch with eco-architect William McDonough, a world-renown leader in green-think and sustainability in design. He's in Charlottesville, Va.
Vanity Fair profiled him in May (the "green issue," with Madonna on the cover), and quoted him thus: "The things we make must not only rise from the ground but return to it, soil to soil, water to water, so everything that is received from the earth can be freely given back without causing harm to any living system. This is ecology. This is good design. It is of this we must now speak."
I'm telling you, Mayor: Invite the guy up for a walk around the block.
Chris Stoner, a civic-minded fellow who works at T. Rowe Price, has this idea: Build an 18,000- to 20,000-seat stadium out at Canton Crossing, by the interstate in Southeast Baltimore, for professional soccer and lacrosse teams. Stoner points out that Major League Soccer recently announced an intention to expand by 2011. So let's get a soccer-specific stadium and expand Ed Hale's Baltimore Blast into two teams - one for outdoors, one for indoors.
"While the MLS is anxious to expand west, a team in Baltimore would only add to a regional rivalry with Washington, Philly and New York," Stoner says. "Games against those teams mean shorter travel at less costs and the ability for fans to travel."
A stadium of this size could draw Major League Lacrosse back here, too. It could handle events too small for M&T Bank Stadium: ethnic festivals, revivals, an all-new Baltimore City Fair, some concerts, and high school and collegiate athletics.
You tell me: $8.95 for a thin shrimp-salad sandwich with lettuce and tomato on rye, with a bag of Utz? This was last Friday's lunch special at a restaurant-lounge in Towson.
I'm not going to name the place because the people there seemed nice and, for all I know, a strike by the Amalgamated Shrimp Deveiners might have caused a sudden spike in price.
But, for $8.95, I think the kitchen staff at least could have opened the bag of chips.
Here's another thing, based on a recent Baltimore restaurant experience: If a customer says, 'I'll just have a glass of red," without being more specific than that, the waitress or waiter should advise said customer that the glass of wine he/she intends to bring to the table will cost $15.
Some things go without saying, but not $15 for four ounces of fermented grape juice.
I know things are tough in the restaurant business these days - some places aren't paying their bills - but "hidden charges" aren't going to stave off bankruptcy. They're just going to stave off customers.