TO SEE THE Isabel panic for myself, I went to Home Depot yesterday because there is simply no better place to be with a hurricane bearing down on you than a store the size of a NATO base that offers 15 varieties of duct tape.
Even early in the morning, the first faint whiffs of fear were in the air.
Corrugated drain pipe, tarp covers, plastic sheeting, mop buckets, window-well covers, bags of sand - all of it was flying off the shelves as Isabel approached. The supply of sump pumps was low. Portable generators had been sold out since Monday.
And the beauty of the whole thing was: This was a Home Depot in Cockeysville, for God's sake, where all we were going to get was a little wind and rain.
I couldn't imagine what it was like at a hardware store near the Outer Banks. They must have been clubbing each other over the head for the last box of thumbtacks.
At one point, a Home Depot guy wheeled a huge whole-house generator out into the middle of the aisle, and we all stopped to ogle it like it was a brand new Lamborghini.
"How much?" I asked.
The guy read off the box: "Twenty-six hundred."
"Four thousand dollars - installed," Mark Sentman, a store supervisor, told me. "It's the last one we have."
He said this baby would run everything in your house, up to 10 circuits, if the power went out.
Think about that for a moment. The hurricane hits, the power goes out and outside your door, it's Armageddon. Armed mobs roam the streets in the darkness, setting cars on fire, looting and pillaging as the floodwaters get higher.
But you'd be good to go at your place.
The fridge would be working, you could watch Seinfeld re-runs on TV, the kids could IM their little buddies on the computer.
All this for four grand. How could you beat that?
For a moment, I thought of saying, "Bring this baby out to my car" and putting the generator on the corporate credit card, just to see one of the company bean-counters stiffen and keel over at the sight of my expense report.
But then I thought: Nah, you're already going to lose your house in a vicious hurricane. Better not get fired along with it.
Oh, it was a weird day. All this anxiety in the aisles of Home Depot, and outside the sky was blue and the sun was shining and the air was clear.
"Hard to imagine, with a day like today, that something's gonna come," said Scott Ray, the store's supervisor of sales to professional contractors.
People can really get charged up over Isabel
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