Jon Farmer / Columbia Pictures
Movie: "The Waterboy" (1998)
Sandler is: Robert "Bobby" Boucher Jr., waterboy for a university football team
Quote: "And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!"
Estimated IQ rank: 70-84, borderline
Love interest: Vicki Vallencourt (Fairuza Balk), a pretty but strange ex-convict.
Defining moment: Imagining the head of his coach on the body of another player in order to become a master tackler. It's more of an animal instinct than a strategic move, but hey, whatever works.