By Patrick Day, Stephanie Lysaght, Todd Martens, Denise Martin, Jevon Phillips and Lora Victorio Are you ready to say goodbye? This month marks the end of 2008, and with it, the end of a slew of pop culture phenomena. Joaquin Phoenix's acting career? Over. Seven-season awards darling The Shield? Gone forever. Heidi Montags fashion line? Donezo. Here are some eulogies for our dearly departed of 2008. May they rest in peace. R.I.P.: Madonna and Guy Ritchie Eulogy: After almost eight years of marriage, Madonna and Guy Ritchie called it quits this year, amid widespread speculation that Madonna was dating Alex Rodriguez. Will we miss it? Are you kidding? Eight years is an eternity in Hollywood time. Let's give this power pair a medal!
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