Stephen Osman / Los Angeles Times
'Retiring' from acting in your 20s: We'll miss you, Amanda Bynes, who brought so much joy to our lives with "What a Girl Wants," "She's the Man" and . . . wait, who are you again? While we appreciate the effort it took to announce you're hanging 'em up at the ripe old age of 24, here's a tip: Unless you're Michael Jordan, if you've had a job just over 10 years, you didn't retire. You just quit.