Jon Stewart, on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Nov. 5 "As soon as the results were final, Barack Obama received a congratulatory call from still- President Bush, who told him, 'What an awesome night for you. I called to congratulate you and your good bride.' Why couldn't you just say wife? This being an official statement and all, I thought I would make it weird. Anyway, you all should come over to my family building at food eating time. We could hang out and word trade.
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