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A sentence with quite a Sheen

So the saga comes to an end -- for now. Charlie Sheen's Christmas '09 funanigans with wife Brooke Mueller -- you remember, the Christmas that Santa was late, when the angel fell from the tree and broke and Brooke said Charlie threatened to kill her while holding a knife to her neck -- finally has closure. Charlie pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and was sentenced to 30 days in rehab, 30 days probation and 36 hours of anger management training (presumably the special version of the course that removes knives from drawers). But this being a Hollywood star, his punishment is doled out in Lindsay Lohan time, so using credit for time served, Mr. Sheen will check into Promises (what a great name for a rehab!) then turn around and leave (so says TMZ). Click for more on Charlie Sheen-- but hurry -- he might be home by the time you do.Riccardo S. Savi / Getty Images