Wait, we thought Alec Baldwin quit Twitter forever. In a surprisingly demure tweet, our favorite celebrity hothead complained about airport security on a return trip from the Bahamas: "TSA 'random selects' my 5 month old daughter 4 a pat down. I am not kidding. #travelinginUSisadisgrace," he wrote. Baldwin soon learned that the TSA has nothing to do with security in the Bahamas (which is not part of the U.S.) nor pats down children younger than 12.
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