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Take out the trash, Chaz!

It's legal! Chaz Bono has been granted his request for a legal change of both name and gender, fulfilling his dream of becoming a middle-aged white guy. He now gets to live out the dream of watching his gut get bigger as he sits in his tighty-whiteys on the couch and scratching himself David McNew / Getty Images