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Jason Alexander pins the unfunny on mummy

He must have known that his piddling celebrity jokes were going to go down in flames. So he blamed it all on his mom. Mom allegedly wants Mickey Rourke to eat brisket off her chest and thigh toning advice from Marisa Tomei. She also cracked this Kevin Bacon joke: “I did like Frost, I didn’t like Nixon. I love me the bacon.” Jeez Jason, what did mama ever do to you?
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