So Rafael Nadal and David Ferrer are busy playing in the men's final of the French Open when something unexpected happens: A shirtless man with a flare and wearing a mask jumps onto the court and starts running around.
Was it Roger Federer, mad he wasn't in the final? No.
Was it Michael Crawford, advertising a "Phantom of the Opera" revival? No.
Was it Rey Mysterio, signaling his return to professional wrestling? No.
Of course, you have to wonder about security at the French Open if a guy has time to remove his shirt, put on a mask, light a flare and jump on the court with no one noticing.