Not that we really need to explain, but we're a news organization, so here we go. When it comes to verbal thrashings, we are dealing with a master. Love has called out Britney Spears' dad as a slave-driving molester. Love has wished a type of pain upon Dave Grohl that we cannot repeat in this family-friendly blog. And Love has had no problem eviscerating her own daughter in print. If Love were an "Idol" judge, that leviathan of negativity who auditioned earlier this season would have his own label by now.
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