'The Crumpet"Found at: BAFTA Los Angeles Tea, The London Hotel. Presented by BBC America. Distinguishing characteristics: Oxbridge accent, jaded to the bone but still lights up when Maggie Smith enters the room. Will pepper guests with questions simply to pose them, not acquire information. Costume jewelry, Mini Cooper, photo with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as smartphone wallpaper.Will share crustless sandwiches with: Matthew Weiner, Allison Williams, Archie Panjabi and Aaron Paul.