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A face-melting narcotic

The quote: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." -- Feb. 28 on "Good Morning America" Sheen / Associated Press; marijuana leaf flag / Mark Boster, Los Angeles Times