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April 1, 2012

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HONORABLE MENTIONS

Why can't my doctor prescribe something for THESE gas pains! -- Susan Breitman, West Hartford

I swear I'm gonna kick gas. -- Michael A. Fishman, Somers

Woo-Hoo!  By filling my tank, I just doubled the value of my car! -- Bill Hook, Plainville

What is this, and April Fuel's joke? -- Joan Faust, Southington

Talk about one-armed bandits! -- Norma J. Frankin, Glastonbury

After this the least you could do is buy me dinner! -- Greg Kempton, Bristol

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