The Benghazi campaign will start soon and run until Nov. 5. Be sure to catch it at a time convenient for you. It will be broadcast and re-broadcast on Faux Snooze Channel (“We report, you deride”) 24/7. The proceedings will start with a pledge of allegiance to Sen. Joe McCarthy’s photograph and a singing of “On Eagle’s Wings.” Vince Foster will be the star witness even though he’s dead, and Hillary Clinton will testify and Monica Lewinski will read excerpts from her new tell-all article. Attorney General Eric Holder will be questioned quickly and furiously about Operation Fast and Furious. The Internal Revenue Service will audit the books of every Democrat and Occupy Wall St. member in the Washington D. C. metropolitan area.
Valerie Plame will testify that she is not now, nor has she ever been, a member of the Communist Party. Karl Rove will serve tea and sandwiches by the pool. George W. Bush will commute Lewis Libby’s 30 month jail sentence in a re-enactment ceremony for the cameras. A trio of crooks, Jack Abramoff and two spies who offered information on yellowcake uranium, will sing a medley of patriotic songs while Newt Gingrich plays the castanets. Does any of this make sense to you? Me neither.