I put butter on his rice.

I put butter on his rice. (Via reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com / April 8, 2013)

This is cracking me up. A father has started a Tumblr collection of photos of his toddler crying with captions that explain why he's crying. My two favorites so far: "He asked me to put butter on his rice. I put butter on his rice," and "I wouldn't let him drown in this pond."