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'The Onion' reports Camden Yards concession stands to cut back on crack sales

"The Onion" took a jab at Baltimore's long struggle with drugs in a story this week.

The satiric site reported that Oriole Park at Camden Yards would no longer sell crack after the seventh inning.

“From now on, fans who have been hitting the pipe all afternoon can take a bit of a breather to come down and stop tweaking out long enough to stagger home safely," the site quotes a stadium official as saying. "That’s what Orioles baseball is all about.”

The story concludes by saying that stadium workers "would continue to check IDs for everyone seeking to purchase crack, noting that — per Baltimore city regulations — sales of the drug are prohibited to anyone 14 years of age or younger."

What do you think, Baltimore?  Offensive or funny?

 

 

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