It's a snowy night. You have a few drinks, play some video games and then it hits you -- an overwhelming desire for a taco.
That's what apparently happened to one Baltimorean last night who posted on Craigslist under the title "DRIVER WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE VEHICLE NEEDED FOR EMERGENCY TACO BELL RUN."
The poster said his or her vehicle, a "little hybrid douchemobile," wasn't up for the two-mile round trip to Taco Bell through the snow.
He or she was seeking someone to "pick my drunk [behind] up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home."
And how do you pay someone for an emergency Bell Run?
With tacos, of course.
"Or chalupas," he or she wrote. "I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely."