Ok, um.... well, do you at least have the Mr. Rogers' knack for popping in businesses with his television neighbor?
The city's local access cable channel is looking for you.
Channel 25 has just been rebranded as CharmTV and is working on a roster of more interesting shows with the help of nationally-recognized producers.
Those producers are seeking a host for a show called "Born in Baltimore," who will walk viewers through businesses that were founded in the city.
Viewers will "gain a keen understanding of what it takes to run a successful Baltimore City-based business," according to a news release.
Those interested in auditioning should create a 1-minute video that demonstrates why they would make a great host. Upload the video to YouTube and email the link to firstname.lastname@example.org before Monday, April 14 at 5 p.m.
Finalists will be invited for an in-person audition on April 17.