For half a century, I was under the impression I was Type Beach.
A mile from the beach? It might as well be 100. I wanted oceanfront, if at all possible -- the kind of place where I could open a window at night and let the breeze cool my sunburn as the surf softly drummed me to sleep before another day of rough and tumble shoreplay.
Then I met the bay.
And, with help from an egret, I had an epiphany.
First, I realized there are beach people and bay people in this world -- that the two distinct settings (though along Maryland and Delaware beaches they are sometimes as little as two or three blocks apart) attract their own distinct personality types.
Then I realized that I -- who always considered the beach my domain, who love few things more than playing in the crashing surf, who have always viewed the backside of a barrier island as sort of a drainpool, a place for the overflow, where all the bugs and bad smells hang out -- am actually the latter.
I shall hide it no longer, not from others, not from myself:
I'm a bay man.
I still treasure a day at the beach -- surf-fishing, sculpting in the sand, riding the waves, strolling the boardwalk and napping until my skin turns red. But when it comes to where I want to hang my new, boardwalk-bought, floppy blue hat, it's the bay.
In a word, it's the peacefulness. There's something deeply soothing about watching the golden tips of marsh grass gently swaying against the steel blue backdrop of the bay. Even when the water is choppy, the winds fierce or the skies cloudy, the peacefulness is still there, getting inside you, zeroing in on the trouble spots in your soul and gently rinsing your worries away.
Bayside, or at least in my own little rented piece of it -- on sleepy Indian River Inlet, a few miles north of Bethany Beach, Del. -- there are no blaring car horns or loud radios, no preening teen girls or rowdy frat boys. It's calm, quiet.
Here, I don't step in wads of somebody else's chewed gum, am not accosted by airplane-pulled banners enticing me to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and am not forced to listen to oldies music that should have been allowed to die long ago. All I hear is quiet, and that's the way -- unh-huh, unh-huh -- I like it.
I know what you're thinking: "He's just getting old."
Granted, in some cases, age might be a factor in determining one's preference for beach or bay. But, clearly, it's not the main one for me.
The age factorTrue, I have worked on two jigsaw puzzles since being here. I've taken up painting. And I do enjoy that rocking chair over in the corner. But partaking in those activities doesn't make me old anymore than the inordinate amount of time I have spent on the screen porch gazing at birds, sometimes through binoculars, makes me a birdwatcher. Right?
In any event, let me tell you about the egret.