'Jersey Shore' mans the red carpet

The four "ladies" of "Jersey Shore" arrived in a stretch hummer (must ... not ... make ... hummer joke) and then took over red carpet duties. Sammi and J-Woww are so statuesque, they make Snooki like she should be waiting under a bridge for the billy goats gruff. J-Woww tells red carpet host Tim Kash that she is debuting her clothing line called -- what else -- Filthy Couture, which will double as J-Woww's stripper name in a couple years. The girls debuted the "Jersey Shore" music video with Enrique Iglesias. It appears to be about cheating on your significant other when you go to the Shore (natch), though we did like the small sample from "All Night Long." Oh and to Mike "The Situation" -- your abs do not make up for the fact that you are disgusting and stupid. Speaking of the "Jersey Shore" boys, when they arrived they declared, "No girls are safe when the 'Jersey Shore' boys are in the house." It's too easy when they make the jokes for you. -- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it Related: 'Jersey Shore' on Zap2it
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