The owner? Not so much.
But on the other hand, there's a guy selling championship rings from Notre Dame, and Robbie Davis Sr. is willing to dip deep into the till to get a piece of his action. But only because he's hoping for a fast flip to an attractive young woman with lots of dough who he knows is looking for Fighting Irish memorabilia.
And then there's the lineup card from the New York Yankees in the days of Murderers' Row, with autographs from Lou Gehrig and Babe Ruth among other Hall of Famers.
Some days, fantasies do come true — even in shops at strip malls in Lutherville.
"Ball Boys" airs at 3 p.m. Saturday, March 24, on WMAR, Channel 2.