One Tree Hill meets The Hangover, and Dave Navarro
Dave Navarro wonders what he's doing here, too.
Dave Navarro was on One Tree Hill this week. We know, he fulfilled the Obligatory Celebrity Cameo in the show's Hangover storyline, but still -- how does this show keep getting big music stars, and why does no one seem to notice? The press is all over Glee (which we love) for its ability to pull big guest stars, and meanwhile, this little show that no one seems to notice gets Dave Navarro in a water-condom fight and we hear bupkis. How does this keep happening? Who does Mark Schwahn have compromising pictures of? Or are a surprising number of rock stars closet CW fans?
ANYway. The show. It's the morning after Brooke's bachelorette party, and things are rough. Brooke loses her engagement ring, Quinn gets a tongue piercing, Millie suddenly has a tattoo, Alex has a black eye and Sylvia is sporting a rocker t-shirt. What happened?
Stop 1: The spa suite
The night started off innocently enough, with hunky men giving massages and dispensing green smoothies at a spa suite. But those foul-looking energy drinks are apparently a recipe for disaster when mixed with booze. Oops.
Stop 2: The bull-riding bar
Somehow, the fivesome wandered over to a Jane's Addiction concert and kidnapped Dave Navarro. Then they go to a country-western bar with a mechanical bull and a horrific drink called "The Boot": "15 types of alcohol mixed in a real cowboy boot." Ew. Millie apparently bested the boot, and to celebrate, they ended up at ...
Stop 3: The tattoo parlor
Millie gets a tramp stamp of a pair of boots to commemorate her victory over footwear, and Alex convinces Quinn to let her pierce her tongue. Ack! Dave Navarro apparently also gets a commemorative tat, but we just see the picture, not the tattooing itself. Oh, and one of Millie's "brothers" got a tat, too, which leads to...
Stop 4: The college campus
Apparently the girls made friends with a bunch of frat boys, who took the party back to their house. This happens to be on the campus where Nate is getting his business degree, and the hated professor August Kellerman lives nearby. So the girls TP his house, throw eggs, and kidnap Dogust Kellerman, the nasty prof's skateboard-riding bulldog.
Also, they're now driving an ice cream truck.
Stop 5: The wings joint
The group ends up at a restaurant that specializes in hot wings, and Sylvia makes her mark by defeating the reigning wing-eating champion (a fireman) and ending up on the "Wall of Flame." Brooke busied herself with "making out with some guy," according to the waitress. She's shocked.
Stop 6: Clothes Over Bros
But that's nothing compared to what she discovers at Clothes Over Bros: A half-naked Dave Navarro. He takes back the shirt Sylvia stole, then thanks Brooke for a wild time: "Oh, Brooke, by the way, you were amazing. I can't remember the last time I busted through that many condoms in one night."
After a freak-out, Brooke discovers that the condoms were used for a water-balloon fight on the roof, during which Dave Navarro nailed Alex in the face, which gave her the black eye. Brooke and Sylvia simultaneously remember that that wasn't the only blood spilled: They had a vicious fight in which Sylvia called Brooke selfish and called out her inability to have children, and Brooke called Sylvia smothering and called out her drinking. Awkward!