'Hundred-Foot Journey' takes forever to complete
Manish Dayal and Helen Mirren in "The Hundred-Foot Journey." (Francois Duhamel/Dreamworks / August 6, 2014)
Based on the Richard Morais novel, it's a low-flame romance and low-heat feud about a family of Indian restaurateurs who set up their spicy, gaudy and noisy eatery across the road from a posh, Michelin-endorsed, haute cuisine establishmentin rural France.
Lasse "Chocolat" Hallstrom directs; Helen "The Queen" Mirren is the imperious, snooty French restaurant's owner; and the young leads Manish Dayal as the aspiring Indian chef, Charlotte Le Bon as the winsome French one are charming.
How did this smorgasbord turn out so bland?
It begins with promise. Hassan (Dayal) learns to cook from his mother at their family restaurant in Mumbai. Mom (Juhi Chawla) teaches him to cook with "all the senses," that "To cook, you must kill. You cook, you make ghosts." Meats and vegetables must retain their "spirits" for the dish to be great.
Violence in India kills the mother and sends her brood led by Papa (Om Puri) first to Britain, then to France, where the localsdon't know Indian food. Why would they? They have French cuisine, the world's finest.
A road accident forces the Indian clan (Papa and five kids)to take a closer look at a charming village in the south of France, and Papa is drawn to an empty restaurant. The huffy Madame Mallory (Mirren) provokes him into sealing the deal. Maison Mumbai opens, a flurry of curries and riot of color and noisy Indian music, right across the road from Madame Mallory's long-established, one-star, fine dining institution.
Hassan tries to impress her, she's not having it. He tries to make peace, she won't have it.
When the newcomers go to the market for fresh fruits, meats and vegetables, Madame Mallory has already bought everything up (she got a look at their menu). "War is war!" Papa declares, and it's on like Avignon, a tit for tat fight that escalates around the ears of the town mayor, a gastronome who only wants to enjoy that next meal.
Meanwhile, Hassan is discovering French culinary tradition through the books lent him by the pretty sous chef at Madame Mallory's place (Le Bon), and discovering love in her eyes. It's a pity they work for sworn enemies.
The novel this is based on follows Hassan's journey, from boy learning from his mother to the height of the Paris cooking establishment. Dayal and his character aren't charismatic enough to carry the picture, so Hallstrom and his screenwriter focus on the fish-out-of-water elements of the tale, on the older character's "war" and the sparks they set off. When he abandons that to follow Hassan deeper into his career, the movie lurches to a halt.
Mirren is regal as ever, and Puri, best known in the West for "Charlie Wilson's War," fumes up a nice blubbering rage. But nobody else gets much screen time. Ugly French xenophobia pops up, abruptly, and is dismissed just as quickly.
And all those sensual delights that great food films are known for "Hundred-Foot Journey" shortchanges. Close-ups of dishes are not enough. As Jon Favreau showed us with the far superior "Chef," seeing the care a cook puts into the food requires an actor who is plainly doing his or her own chopping, mincing, filleting and stirring.
So this "Hundred-Foot Journey" seems to end several steps shy of completion, a bland romantic comedy where the actors don't show us their characters' love for each other or the food that supposedly is their reason for living. They merely talk a good game.
2 stars (Grade: C)
Cast: Helen Mirren, Om Puri, Manish Dayal, Charlotte Le Bon
Directed by Lasse Hallstrom, screenplay by Steven Knight, based on the Richard C. Morais novel. DreamWorks Studios.
Running time: 2:01
MPAA Rating: PG for thematic elements, some violence, language and brief sensuality
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