Jay-Z: On Aug. 4, 2008, Beyonce made Jigga an honest man, proving that even a gangsta eventually settles down. On a "Throne" song with an unprintable name, Jay-Z raps "Bey Bey, my Yoko Ono." Good thing or no? Kanye: He jokes on "Throne" that he has staples in his body from sleeping with so many centerfolds. After a public breakup with video vixen Amber Rose, West was rumored to be with Sports Illustrated model Selita Ebanks. West may even be an aspiring polygamist: "Prince William ain't do it right, if you ask me / If I were him, I woulda married Kate and Ashley."
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