Supporting Actress

Bérénice Bejo, "The Artist"

Jessica Chastain, "The Help"

Melissa McCarthy, "Bridesmaids"

Janet McTeer, "Albert Nobbs"

Octavia Spencer, "The Help"

Wilson: How dare you make me pick! Every woman in this category deserves an Oscar; they are all beyond the beyond. If pressed, I'd say I have a borderline obsession with Melissa and Octavia (I love that I'm brazenly referring to them by their first names) and would love to see one of them win.

Colonna: I want Bérénice Bejo to win so I can have a drinking game centered around how many times the presenters and announcers screw up the pronunciation of her name.

Vos: Since Adele recently cleaned house at the Grammys, Melissa McCarthy will win to further help the cause of chubby white women.

Weems: Being a professional stand up comedian myself, I respect funny. And Melissa McCarthy is FUNNY. Sorry, other nominess. You should have been funnier. There's always next year, so start preheating those jokes if you want my vote.

Moyer: Octavia Spencer needs to win this because her sister, Septuagenaria, was totally denied last year.

Siple: "Bridesmaids" is the only movie nominated that involves female poop jokes ("The Help" notwithstanding) and a horny Midwestern heavy-set woman ("Albert Nobbs" notwithstanding), so obviously McCarthy is the natural choice!

Supporting Actor

Kenneth Branagh, "My Week With Marilyn"

Jonah Hill, "Moneyball"

Nick Nolte, "Warrior"

Christopher Plummer, "Beginners"

Max von Sydow, "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close"

Wilson: Jonah Hill was wonderful. He is so funny yet keeps it subtle — something I have yet to master!!

Colonna: Nick Nolte has to win because there isn't a category for Best Mugshot Ever Taken so however he can go home with an award, I'm on board with.