One week ago, MTV Movie Awards host Jason Sudeikis was trying his darndest to score with Arnold Schwarzenegger love-child jokes. They bombed. This week, John Leguizamo tossed one off at the beginning of a lengthy monologue on his Broadway career and he nailed the laugh. "I am also Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child," he said. Simple, yet successful. Sudeikis, are you writing this stuff down?
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